I like turtles. I'd rather be moshing. I like you. I like pink. I like vertical labrets. I like cheekbones
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- “So scientists discovered a new species of legless amphibian today”
- “As you get older, life gets harder and there are less reasons to smile, but just remember that there’s always boobies.”
- “They’re building an elevator to space!”
- Dad:”Can I talk to you for a minute?”
Me: “Yeah…?”
Dad:”Have you ever smoked weed?”
Me: “Noo-oo”
Dad: “Would you ever smoke weed?”
Me: “I dunno, depends…”
Dad: “I think you should smoke weed.”
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